- 3:06 pm - Wed, Aug 27, 2014
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people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
Lmfao. If I have to wear a bra for more than 8 hours, it’s a bad day.
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- 12:47 am
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'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
- 11:18 pm
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Sober or drunk, it’s always you.
- 4:28 am
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Quit my job , had a great day with my bayba , and couldn’t be happier.
Even though me and stinky butt have been through some very tough times lately, I’m glad he’s growing up, maturing about things, and more willing to compromise and listen to what I’m saying. He’s trying to understand my crazy emotions, and help new through all my negative thoughts. I know we don’t see eye to eye on things and it’s hard to try and fix ourselves, but we are gonna try some counseling and I’m gonna try to see one by myself as well.
20 weeks guys , ugh. Cravings are getting a little more intense, my belly is growing bigger even though nobody believes I’m already halfway there, I guys I don’t look like it yet. Weird I feel like a balloon. Lower back hurts like no other , and I’m starting to not be able to sleep on my stomach.
Working on knitting. Attempting at a makeup bag, that I’m gonna line with material I have. I’m excited , ima but a zipper and hand see that, and hand are the edges too. I’m pretty excited to see how this comes out. Finally found a pattern I like , and yeah.
School is coming fast , gotta finish the room this week! Organize, prioritize , and just be focused is my goal for this week. Lots to do this month! Oh and in actually kinda nervous for the baby shower Sabra is throwing me. I’m not used to being center of attention , especially with people I half know. Lots of TC family friends will be there, and he will not. Meep. But then I’ll also have a friend one, more co-ed with my friends, babes friends and etc. First one will probably be September, and second will probably be October, probably 2 weeks apart. I’m so thankful and blessed to have such wonderful people in my life, supporting me , and gonna help new through this. Couldn’t feel more lucky actually.
Back to knitting till I knock out. Ooh and bayba well find out what we are having next week. I just wanna buy clothes already! Ughhh. Why did I choose not to know! ? Hmph. Maybe I should rethink this.
- 1:16 am - Fri, Aug 15, 2014
- 146,223 notes
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.
Needed this tonight
I lost it at we need tissues
All pediatrician should be this great at their job.