- 6:11 pm - Wed, Sep 17, 2014
- 161,264 notes
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
- 3:21 pm
- 2,283 notes
The thing is, too many girls wait for a guy to make the move. Hope he calls. Hope he texts. Hope he puts his arm around her.. and it never happens. That’s a shame. Girls should wait on the guy that makes her the star. That puts her name in lights. Girls should wait on the guy that doesn’t make them wait.
- 12:33 am
- 131,969 notes
1. Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10. Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.
- 12:27 am
- 164,261 notes
WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK
I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now
I have so much to do I do what most babies do, I nap.
- 12:24 am
- 35,878 notes
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
- 3:39 pm - Tue, Sep 9, 2014
- 5,266 notes
One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
- 4:43 pm
- 110,165 notes
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
this is SORCERY. seriously, i play pool all the time, CRAZY.
- 1:46 am
- 36,761 notes
Why does the phone always ring when your in the bathroom?
story of my life
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