WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
Lols. Whenever I’m sad my dad offers yogurtland.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
They say , by now, your baby can taste the things you eat, and will even gain preferences. I think it likes ice cream a lot . And watermelon and bananas, not so much.
I also have been feeling lots of moving in there.
Not too many kicks. But Rufus likes to kick my bladder when it’s full.I think it’s a tight space, I’ve only gained 5 pounds since the start of this pregnancy. Technically I lost 5 pounds in the beginning because I couldn’t keep food down, but I’ve gained 10back, so technically 5? My doctor isn’t too worried about it, but says I’m pretty small for how far along I am. Baby likes to sit real low too. Right above my hip I suppose, so when my bladder is full, I think he needs some room, and kicks my bladder so I really do get up and pee. I’ve noticed I’m getting round. Cool, and not. I’m still in a pudge like stage, where you can’t tell I’m pregnant unless you know, so I get some awkward looks. Whatever. I’m glad I’m not huge, more work to take it off later.
I refer to the baby as a boy.i think it’s a boy, but I’ll be thrilled either way. I won’t know for another 4 months, and even though I’m really , really dying to know, I’m waiting.
We haven’t done much to the room, or saved up, but I’m honestly not too nervous about things. Me and TC don’t need many things, we don’t buy expensive clothes / make up or shoes, on a regular basis, I have been planning on starting on my freezer meals ! So we won’t need much money for food, and with the baby here, I doubt we will have much time to go out and have dinner.
I’m getting a crib from my dad’s friend, we are making a cosleeper. I have about 7500$ saved for baby things, so I think we will be okay, major items would just be the car seat, stroller, and diapers !!! I’ve been looking at coupons, free websites, and how to get financial help , so I think we will be okay. Also I have a great family, as well as TC, we are both first to give our parents grand kids, well he’s the only one, so I know our baby will be apoiled. I already have some blankets from friends and family, so it’s going to be fine. I’m just worried, because that’s what I do.
I’m not just worried about the health, he has a great strong heartbeat, and lots of moving. So those are healthy signs, I’m just a little worried about neurological diseases, or physical deformities or physical handicaps. I hope it’s just a healthy normal baby. With all it’s fingers, toes, ears, eyes, nose, etc. I’m a little scared about cancer and dyslexia because it runs in tcs family, but we will just have to see. Dyslexia I’ll be okay, or if he needs extra attention with school. I just hope it has no cancer, no rumors, a clean bill of health please. It’s crazy how you can worry and stress over things , and have absolutely no control. Ugh. Scary, really scary,
Okay, time for some food, baby is hungry !
I wish I could bring my cat around like people bring their dogs. But my cat is a very anti social cat. Wimp. But I love my fluffernutter. She might not like people, but she loves me :D
Lmfao. If I have to wear a bra for more than 8 hours, it’s a bad day.
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”