6:11 pm - Wed, Sep 17, 2014
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boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow


thanks for your contribution

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3:22 pm - Mon, Sep 15, 2014
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You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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The thing is, too many girls wait for a guy to make the move. Hope he calls. Hope he texts. Hope he puts his arm around her.. and it never happens. That’s a shame. Girls should wait on the guy that makes her the star. That puts her name in lights. Girls should wait on the guy that doesn’t make them wait.
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3:53 pm - Thu, Sep 11, 2014
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Dads and Tumblr

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3:10 pm
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3:06 pm
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I get the feeling, and I may be wrong, but I get the feeling that most of the people who are against raising the minimum wage to $15/hour are the people who make above minimum wage, but less than $15/hour.

They feel that they’re better than the people who work minimum…

12:33 am - Wed, Sep 10, 2014
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i cant believe this


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12:33 am
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1. Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10. Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.
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Thankful for #3

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12:27 am
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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

I have so much to do I do what most babies do, I nap.

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12:24 am
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Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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3:39 pm - Tue, Sep 9, 2014
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One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
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5:39 pm - Sat, Sep 6, 2014
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when BAE wants to get freakky :D

when BAE wants to get freakky :D

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4:43 pm
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When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.


this is SORCERY. seriously, i play pool all the time, CRAZY.

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4:39 pm
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1:46 am
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Why does the phone always ring when your in the bathroom?


story of my life

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